Chinese Sick Leave

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Chinese Sick Leave

Postby Rosco532 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:46 pm

' I NO COME WORK TODAY' Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'
The boss says, ' I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...You got nice house.'
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Re: Chinese Sick Leave

Postby GypsyLady » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:35 am

You really must have dug deep to drag that oldie up Rosco.....
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