THE ROSCO BEER PRAYER

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

THE ROSCO BEER PRAYER

Postby Titch » Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:36 pm

THE ROSCOE BEER PRAYER

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be Thy drink,

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Rosco.
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Re: THE ROSCO BEER PRAYER

Postby Rosco532 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:05 pm

Titch.....After the week I've just had....I'm ready for one of those.
To make it worse,,,,I thought I WAS GETTING 2 DAYS OFF.....wrong !!!!....We had another guard call in crook (Monday,,,you will notice)......so,,,I got called back.......
I'll enjoy my nite off ''to-nite''

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Re: THE ROSCO BEER PRAYER

Postby Titch » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:20 pm

When I was in town on Construction It use to happen to me all the time,
Seems a sick day is a right and stuff who it makes, it hard on,
Sick days are a privilege as far as I am concerned.
I must be getting old.
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Re: THE ROSCO BEER PRAYER

Postby xmasbaby67 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:08 pm

Totally agree with you Titch......some people don't think that someone else has to pick up the slack when they are away......

Our employees think twice as it's the boss (hubby) that has to work double time when one of our guys have a sick day.... and he's not very happy with you the day after especially if you were sick on a Mon or Fri which is usually the case with the younger ones... :$
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Re: THE ROSCO BEER PRAYER

Postby Rosco532 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:45 pm

XB,,,,,When I was younger, The guy I was working for had a list of reasons that you wouldn't be at work....went.

#`1 ........YOUR DEAD.

End of list.

My,,,,Haven't things changed.

I have just been rung by the boss to say I'm also now working Fri...Sat...& Sunday this weekend as the guy he had on that job has been removed off site for .....(being naughty)....So,,,There goes my taking Avis away for the weekend.....Whats bloody wrong with young people.
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Re: THE ROSCO BEER PRAYER

Postby xmasbaby67 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:54 pm

No work ethic Rosco..... think they deserve everything but won't work for it!!!!!!!

My kids will hopefully be different because we make them work for everything.....nothing is taken for granted.....
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