A good lesson on Australian female compassion

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A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby Soren G » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:46 pm

It´s just a yoke,but I think it´s a good one..so here it is:

A GOOD LESSON ON AUSTRALIAN FEMALE COMPASSION

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, an American, a Kiwi woman and an Australian woman were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.


The American woman said ‘Have you ever had a hug?’
The man said ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Kiwi woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’
The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Australian woman came to him and said, ‘Have you ever been Fiddlesticks?’
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No.’
She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in.’
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Re: A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby Titch » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:15 pm

Not sure what fiddlesticks means, you mean F%$E#@#$$
Down around where I live his wallet would have been lifted.By all the woman. :***
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Re: A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby Lin » Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:37 pm

Good one. :lol:
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Re: A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:43 pm

titch wrote:Not sure what fiddlesticks means, you mean F%$E#@#$$
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Re: A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby Titch » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:32 pm

Ahh Got it now.
Being so Angelic I never think of these things.
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Re: A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:42 am

titch wrote:.
Holistic Titch. :grin:



Yeah right!!!!!
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Re: A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:29 am

So when the tide comes in his name is Bob,That right?
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Re: A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:37 am

titch wrote:So when the tide comes in his name is Bob,That right?
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Re: A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:58 am

Here lays the answer.

What happened when the man with no arms tried to masturbate?
He was stumped.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a gully?
Rocky

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a field of marijuana?
Bud

What do you call an electrician with no arms and no legs?
Sparky

What do you call a plumber with no arms and no legs?
Wet

What do you call a cat with no legs?
Dogfood

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window?
Curt n' Rod

What was the name of the limbless guy that fell in the fire?
Bernie

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 6 feet under?
Doug

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs burried 3 feet under?
Douglas


What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team?
First base

What was the name of the limbless guy that was boiled by cannibals?
Stu

What was the name of the limbless girl who was stuck on a femce?
Barb

What was the name of the limbless guy that worked at the soda plant?
Tab

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that sits on top of a podium?
Mike

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box?
Bill

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing?
Skip

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach?
Sandy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?
Phil

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank?
Rob

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other, married to a politician?
Tipper

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a dirt road?
Dusty

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who left a smudge on your floor?
Mark

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that just fell out of a boat?
Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over a fence?
Homer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Frank

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on a grill?
Patty

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
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Re: A good lesson on Australian female compassion

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:06 am

Ya reckon!!!!
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