It´s just a yoke,but I think it´s a good one..so here it is:
A GOOD LESSON ON AUSTRALIAN FEMALE COMPASSION
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a Kiwi woman and an Australian woman were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said ‘Have you ever had a hug?’
The man said ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Kiwi woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’
The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, ‘Have you ever been Fiddlesticks?’
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No.’
She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in.’