Rosco at the bar

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Rosco at the bar

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:38 am

A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.

The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too.

The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian with a hunched back, who moved very slowly.

He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti.

He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar.

The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, too.

The third patron to enter the bar was Rosco, who swaggered into the bar and hollered, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey, is that God's Boy down there?"

The barkeep nodded, so Rosco told him to give Jesus a cold one, too.

As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"

The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"

The Italian felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.

Jesus walked toward Rosco, but Rosco jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me! I'm drawing disability!"


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Re: Rosco at the bar

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:51 am

Great pic of you and Rosco Titch......you 2 look like real good buddies!!

When was it taken??
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Re: Rosco at the bar

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:55 am

At Rosco,s 21st.
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Re: Rosco at the bar

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:57 am

I did not realise you 2 had been friends THAT LONG Titch.
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Re: Rosco at the bar

Postby Titch » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:00 am

Rosco,s recent security Photo
He has lost a few more teeth.

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A few Rosco phrases.
Genius - "Sugarbuns, why don't you wear them genius wearing yesterday?"
Heartily - "You can't heartily tell from behind that they ain't buttoned."
Benign - "Leon's little girl is in the first grade; hard to believe she'll benign."
Toupee - "If Dorothy Ann gets her way, he's gonna have toupee her $85 a month in child support!"
Fixture - "I can't believe you won't pour me a beer after I fixture toilet!"
Custom - "If that guy had stared at MY wife's butt, I woulda custom out!"
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Re: Rosco at the bar

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:04 am

OMG...that'd definitely scare the crims off......
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