Jewish Sex (Surely a 'new' one for Gypsy)

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Jewish Sex (Surely a 'new' one for Gypsy)

Postby Rosco532 » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:28 pm

Jewish Sex

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their rabbi for counseling ..

The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave ..

The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception . But, we'd like your permission to dance together, like the rest of the world . "

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi . "It's immodest . Men and women always dance separately . "

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the rabbi . "It's forbidden . "

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the rabbi . "Sex is a mitzvah a good thing within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man

"No problem," says the rabbi "It's a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?" the man asks .

"Sure," says the rabbi . "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Another mitzvah!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed . It's all a mitzvah!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"Absolutely Not!" says the rabbi . "

"Why not?" asks the man ..

"Could lead to dancing!"
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Re: Jewish Sex (Surely a 'new' one for Gypsy)

Postby GypsyLady » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:17 pm

Sorry Rosco.....have seen that one too.
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Re: Jewish Sex (Surely a 'new' one for Gypsy)

Postby Soren G » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:28 pm

Nice on,lol :+
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Re: Jewish Sex (Surely a 'new' one for Gypsy)

Postby GypsyLady » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:47 pm

The challenge is out......

Submit a funny I have not seen......I am sure there are plenty. BTW....it must be forum friendly....no obscenities.
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