Hillbilly Jokes

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Hillbilly Jokes

Postby Titch » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:23 pm

Hillbilly Jokes

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.


The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.


As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby Rosco532 » Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:23 pm

Sorry Titch......Think us Northerners had that one many years ago,,,,as well,,,,But,,,,Great to see the mail finally got through....
Send our regards to cousin 'Jed'...will you

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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby GypsyLady » Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:26 pm

Yep Rosco is right......It is another one that has done the rounds many times over the years Titch.
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby Titch » Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:26 pm

Rosco532 wrote:Sorry Titch......Think us Northerners had that one many years ago,,,,as well,,,,But,,,,Great to see the mail finally got through....
Send our regards to cousin 'Jed'...will you

:cheers


Bugger forgot the puncture repair kit.
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:53 am

No rubber on that truck to require a puncture kit.
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby Rosco532 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:04 am

Probably got no tarseal on the roads around Titch's place yet to need them ha ha
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:09 am

Rosco532 wrote:Probably got no tarseal on the roads around Titch's place


How good would that be??
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby xmasbaby67 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:00 pm

Titch that would mean Rosco wouldn't be coming around for a camping holiday as he doesnt like going off the black top to those place out at woop woop!!!!! :--?
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby Titch » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:46 pm

We have a muddy front yard and a gravel side way, so I guess he will never come down here. :***
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:23 pm

titch wrote: so I guess he will never come down here. :***
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby Rosco532 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:26 pm

X B,,,,You call a place ''woop woop''........got me,,,,,
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby Titch » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:29 pm

Get back to watching the Pineapples, :--? we are having Ham steak and pineapple tomorrow night.
I want my Pineapple safe. :lol:
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby Titch » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:31 pm

Rosco532 wrote:X B,,,,You call a place ''woop woop''........got me,,,,,


True point Rosco. Woop Woop is Evacuate. :roll:
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:44 pm

Rosco532 wrote:X B,,,,You call a place ''woop woop''........got me,,,,,



You are easily 'got' Rosco. A very easy target.

Have a look here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 802AAhelns
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Re: Hillbilly Jokes

Postby Rosco532 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:53 pm

Good one Gypsy........in NZ.....when they refer to ''woop woop''......its refering to a woman being prego........
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