confession

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confession

Postby Titch » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:15 pm

A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can’t be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. “I promised not to tell!” he says. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I wouldn’t tell.” “Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer’s daughter?” “No, and I still won’t tell!” ‘Was it Mary Francis, the baker’s daughter?” “No,” says the boy. ‘Well, son,” says the priest, “I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months.” Outside, the boy’s friends ask what happened. “Well,” he says, “I got six months, but three good leads.”
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Re: confession

Postby GypsyLady » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:23 pm

uuugh!!....that is sooo old Titch.....
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Re: confession

Postby Titch » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:01 pm

gypsylady wrote:uuugh!!....that is sooo old Titch.....


Not too long before they will all be new,as in, I forgot I heard that one.
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Re: confession

Postby Ozzycamperboy » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:51 pm

Pretty sure that was used as a beer ad many moons ago
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Re: confession

Postby Rosco532 » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:01 pm

And,,,,In different Countries......keep trying old fella......... :-bang

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