God will save Rosco

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God will save Rosco

Postby Titch » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:15 pm

God will save Rosco

There was Rosco sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the house.

Rosco was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, "You can't stay here you have to come with us."

Rosco replied, "No, God will save me." So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, and another rescue boat came, and again told Rosco to come with them.

Rosco again replied, "God will save me." So the boat left him again.

An hour later the water was up to the roof and a third rescue boat approached Rosco and tried to get him to come with them.

Again Rosco refused to leave, stating that, "God will grant a miracle & save me." So the boat left him again.

Soon after, Rosco drowns and goes to heaven, and when he sees God he asks him, "Why didn't you save me? I thought you would grant me a miracle and you have let me down."

God replied, "You idiot, I don't know what you're complaining about. I sent three boats after you!!"
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Re: God will save Rosco

Postby Rosco532 » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:28 pm

:+ :+ :+ ...Atlast......
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Re: God will save Rosco

Postby Titch » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:21 am

Very hard audience to please :$
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Re: God will save Rosco

Postby Rosco532 » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:55 am

As I've said many times Titch....
If you have no Expectations of people,,,,,You will never be dissapointed.

Must admit though,,,,Some old nuts are harder to crack than others.
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