God will save Rosco
There was Rosco sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the house.
Rosco was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, "You can't stay here you have to come with us."
Rosco replied, "No, God will save me." So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, and another rescue boat came, and again told Rosco to come with them.
Rosco again replied, "God will save me." So the boat left him again.
An hour later the water was up to the roof and a third rescue boat approached Rosco and tried to get him to come with them.
Again Rosco refused to leave, stating that, "God will grant a miracle & save me." So the boat left him again.
Soon after, Rosco drowns and goes to heaven, and when he sees God he asks him, "Why didn't you save me? I thought you would grant me a miracle and you have let me down."
God replied, "You idiot, I don't know what you're complaining about. I sent three boats after you!!"
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