The Polite way for Rosco to pee

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The Polite way for Rosco to pee

Postby Titch » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:24 pm

The Polite way for Rosco to pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the Following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to Say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, Rosco, can you use your brain and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a Very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted

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Re: The Polite way for Rosco to pee

Postby Rosco1 » Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:33 am

Tell him the bad news Gypsy..........lol

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Re: The Polite way for Rosco to pee

Postby GypsyLady » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:21 pm

It's getting too hard Rosco....he won't take the hint.
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Re: The Polite way for Rosco to pee

Postby Rosco1 » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:00 pm

Woolworths Super markets are always boasting that they only keep nice fresh stock....Maybe a trip to Woolies could be the answer...lol
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Re: The Polite way for Rosco to pee

Postby GypsyLady » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:35 pm

I can only encourage everyone to shop at WWs....I have shares and every time you guys shop there you are helping me get one step closer to my retirement.

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Re: The Polite way for Rosco to pee

Postby Titch » Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:04 pm

Me Backward? :$

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