Get this in quick...before Gypsy gets home....lol

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Get this in quick...before Gypsy gets home....lol

Postby Rosco1 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:08 am

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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Postby GypsyLady » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:39 am

OMG....
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Postby Rosco1 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:46 am

I know,,,,I know,,,,But I'm counting on it still being ''new''....for Titch...lol
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Postby GypsyLady » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:11 pm

Rosco1 wrote:I know,,,,I know,,,,But I'm counting on it still being ''new''....for Titch...lol




Only in Titch's neck of the woods...certainly not new here.
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Postby xmasbaby67 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:18 pm

Not new here either Gypsy!!!! ::()
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Postby Rosco1 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:01 pm

Titch must live further off the main rd than you XB.....LOL
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Postby Titch » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:07 pm

Why are you all so unkind :booty
I had not seen it before tho :shock:
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Postby GypsyLady » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:53 pm

Oh Titch....you' re such a worry....think you should go back to your rock....you're killing us.
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Postby Titch » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:08 pm

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Postby xmasbaby67 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:24 pm

:*** :*** :*** :*** :*** :*** Poor Titch
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Postby GypsyLady » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:51 pm

xmasbaby67 wrote:: Poor Titch


More like poor US having to put up with Titch and all his old funnies.....
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Postby xmasbaby67 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:03 pm

Na I reckon Rosco's are worse!!!! :beer
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Postby GypsyLady » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:07 pm

xmasbaby67 wrote:Na I reckon Rosco's are worse!!!!


Titch's funnies came off the Ark though....they are that old!!
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Postby Rosco1 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:36 pm

Oh XB....Why are you being so unkind to me :( :( :( :( :(
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Postby Titch » Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:50 pm

PSSSSSTTTT Rosco,wonder if the woman here are as mean to there Hubbies?
Sometimes I feel like this cat LOL :*** :***

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