Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha marinder of botl of prozic and Valum pscriptins, the res of the Chesescke and a chox of bocolets.
Yu haf no idr who freakin gud I fel.
Preas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.