Man and wife

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Man and wife

Postby Titch » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:03 pm

Man and wife playing a round of golf.
First tee, man says to wife,
" I've a confession to make. If I don't tell you I won't be able to play properly."
" What?" she says.
"I've had an affair but it is over now but it has laid very heavy on my conscience, and I needed to tell you."
"That's alright I forgive you, as long as it's over"
Thank you my sweet. It is all over definitely"
So they carry on playing their round of golf.
On the 18th tee the wife turns to her husband and says,
"I too, have a confession that has troubled me for a long time."
"What my sweet?"
" I used to be a man"
The husband completely loses it, swearing, cursing, calling her all the names under the sun, throwing his clubs about, and finally he says to her.
"AND ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING OFF THE LADIES TEE!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Man and wife

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:53 am

OLD one and tired...
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Re: Man and wife

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:58 pm

Geezzzz with two mad golfers in my family I can't tell you how many times I have heard THAT one????? ::()
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Re: Man and wife

Postby Rosco1 » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:14 pm

Maybe ...Next time Titch........ :booty
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