Magic

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Magic

Postby Titch » Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:35 am

The teacher was discussing different jobs held by the parents of the students. When she called on Little Johnny, she asked, "And what does your father do?"

"Oh, he's a magician," replied Johnny.

"Really? And what's his best trick?"

"His best trick is sawing people in half."

"Wonderful!" exclaimed the teacher. "Tell me, are there any more children in your family?"

"Yes ma'am, I have a half brother and two half sisters."
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Re: Magic

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:25 am

Good one titch.....looks like the pidgeon was on time this year... :+ :+ :+
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