It's Just Not My day

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

It's Just Not My day

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:42 am

IT'S JUST NOT MY DAY ! ! ! ! !

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home and I found my wife had run off with the gardener and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all...I buy a drink...I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me...How are you feeling?

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Re: It's Just Not My day

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:12 pm

HA HA HA....Com'n Gypsy.....had that one before I started shaving.....pick your act up girl !!!! ha ha :*** :*** :*** :***
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Re: It's Just Not My day

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:13 pm

Rosco1 wrote:HA HA HA....Com'n Gypsy.....had that one before I started shaving.....pick your act up girl !!!! ha ha :*** :*** :*** :***




WHY?? No one else here seem to give a fig!! At least it was funny....unlike a lot of the others.
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Re: It's Just Not My day

Postby Titch » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:59 pm

Rosco1 wrote:HA HA HA....Com'n Gypsy.....had that one before I started shaving.....pick your act up girl !!!! ha ha :*** :*** :*** :***

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