3 Woman in Mexico

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3 Woman in Mexico

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:10 pm

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from "Mississippi State University" and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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Re: 3 Woman in Mexico

Postby Titch » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:59 pm

Being young ,I have never heard that one :+
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Re: 3 Woman in Mexico

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:21 pm

Titch wrote:Being young ,I have never heard that one :+
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Re: 3 Woman in Mexico

Postby Titch » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:36 pm

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Re: 3 Woman in Mexico

Postby stevo. » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:07 am

But what did they do the night before? I thought that's where the joke was going , but then didn't. :-bang
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