Lion Tamer

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Lion Tamer

Postby Titch » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:24 pm

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment – a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”

The girl says, “I’ll go first.” She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner’s mouth is on the floor. He remarks, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” He then turns to the young man and asks, “Can you top that?”

“No problem,” replies the young man, “just get that lion out of the way.”

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Re: Lion Tamer

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:25 pm

Good one Titch.....have NOT seen that one before....
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Re: Lion Tamer

Postby Titch » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:31 pm

GypsyLady wrote:Good one Titch.....have NOT seen that one before....

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Re: Lion Tamer

Postby Poodle Jewel » Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:06 am

:grin: Yep i get it..naughty..naughty
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Re: Lion Tamer

Postby Tahlee R » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:47 pm

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Re: Lion Tamer

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:08 pm

Yep Titch......You seem to be coming up with a whole new range of Great jokes....well done :+ :*** :+ :***

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Re: Lion Tamer

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:02 pm

Rosco1 wrote:Yep Titch......You seem to be coming up with a whole new range of Great jokes
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I am not sure I'd go that far...
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