A man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate
Lifesaving open heart bypass surgery. He
Awakened from the surgery
To find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he
Was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a weak voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank
He replied. “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you with the cost?”
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun..”
The nun became agitated, and said loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
Are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.