Laughing is good for you.....

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Laughing is good for you.....

Postby Rosco1 » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:20 pm

A woman walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her; good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.. He politely greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident,' she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam. if you farted just looking at it ~ you're going to Dagnabbit's yourself when I tell you the price
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Re: Laughing is good for you.....

Postby Titch » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:22 pm

:*** :*** :*** :***
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Re: Laughing is good for you.....

Postby Tahlee R » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:30 am

:*** :*** That's a beauty.
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Re: Laughing is good for you.....

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:13 am

:armsup :armsup :armsup So there Titch......Now who's the :armsup :armsup :armsup :beer :beer :beer

Admit....still hasn't had the blessing / approval from Gypsy....... :(

:cheers
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Re: Laughing is good for you.....

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:23 pm

It is yonks old, done the rounds too many times to remember.....no approval/blessing given.
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