Walking The Dog

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Walking The Dog

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:43 pm

WALKING THE DOG

A woman was flying from Seattle
To San Francisco . Unexpectedly,
The plane was diverted to
Sacramento along the way.

The flight attendant explained
That there would be a delay,
And if the passengers wanted
To get off of the aircraft the
Plane would re-board in
50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane
Except one lady who was blind

A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind
Because her seeing-eye dog lay quietly
Underneath the seats in front of her
Throughout the entire flight

He could also tell she had flown
This very flight before because
The pilot approached her, and
Calling her by name, said,
"Kathy, we are in Sacramento
For almost an hour
Would you like to get off
And stretch your legs?"

The blind lady said, "No thanks,
But maybe Buddy would like
To stretch his legs."


Picture this:



All the people in the gate area
Came to a complete standstill
When they looked up and saw
The pilot walk off the plane
With a seeing-eye dog! The pilot
Was even wearing sunglasses

People scattered. They not
Only tried to change planes,
But they were trying to
Change airlines! True story.......

Have a great day and remember....
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS
AS THEY APPEAR

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER
IS A DAY WASTED!!!
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Re: Walking The Dog

Postby Titch » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:57 pm

Thats as old as the Wright Brothers, gee show a bit of Respect to the Older Women of this forum, :***
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Re: Walking The Dog

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:20 pm

Sorry Titchylady...I'LL TRY & LIFT MY ACT...LOL :armsup :armsup
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Re: Walking The Dog

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:41 pm

Rosco1 wrote:Sorry Titchylady...I'LL TRY & LIFT MY ACT...LOL


I doubt very much there is any hope for you Rosco....that story is sooo old and there have been sooo many variations.......it is not funny...in any way.
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Re: Walking The Dog

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:46 pm

So....What are you saying ???? Do I have to stand in the corner,,,,or what ??? :( :( :( :( :(
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Re: Walking The Dog

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:50 pm

Rosco1 wrote:So....What are you saying ???? Do I have to stand in the corner,,,,or what ??? :( :( :( :( :(



I am working on the 'or what'......
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Re: Walking The Dog

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:53 pm

Oh No.....Not the '''''Hand-cuffs & Whip''''' again... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Walking The Dog

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:21 pm

Rosco1 wrote:Oh No.....Not the '''''Hand-cuffs & Whip''''' again...



NO....you'd enjoy that too much Rosco...
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Re: Walking The Dog

Postby Tahlee R » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:04 am

Yes, it is an oldie but I still laughed. What does that make me??? Nope, don't anyone comment on that. :grin:
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