A man is stopped by the police at
midnight and asked where he’s going.
“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of
alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”
The policeman asks, “Really?
And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”
“My wife,” comes the reply.
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.