For The GIRLS by Rosco

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

For The GIRLS by Rosco

Postby Titch » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:33 am

Ladies you are going to love this one.


An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched.. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.




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He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'


The older lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else.So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'!


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So! The older lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.


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IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince




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THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLDER LADY'S KISS.


SUDDENLY THE OLDER LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLDER LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!



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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST Travelodge SHE COULD FIND!!!

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She's older...... NOT BLOODY DEAD!!!!!
OLD LADIES ROCK

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Re: For The GIRLS by Rosco

Postby GypsyLady » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:12 am

Whilst the moral of the story might well be true.....the story is soooo old I think it may have come off the Ark....
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Re: For The GIRLS by Rosco

Postby Rosco1 » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:21 am

ARE YOU SUGGESTING GYPSY,,,,THAT YOU CAME FROM THIS ''ARK'' ERA,,,,,,TO HAVE HEARD THEM ALL......SO LONG AGO ????.........lol
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