British Airways

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British Airways

Postby Titch » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:27 pm

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'


One Irish passenger yelled...

'For Gods sake ....... you should see the back of mine!!!'


Now over to the critics
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Re: British Airways

Postby xmasbaby67 » Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:31 pm

YAY!!!!

I haven't heard that one Titch!!!!! Got a cackle out of it.....thanks!!!!
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Re: British Airways

Postby Titch » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:54 pm

About time. :booty
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Re: British Airways

Postby Rosco1 » Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:10 pm

YEP...You seem to be getting some better stock onboard now Titch.... :beer
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Re: British Airways

Postby GypsyLady » Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:21 pm

No comment....
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