Helga's Dairy on a cruise ship

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Helga's Dairy on a cruise ship

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:31 am

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip.
It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4


Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.



Twice. :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Re: Helga's Dairy on a cruise ship

Postby Val n Rob » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:12 pm

Hey Rosco, My girlfriend and I are going on a cruise to Noumea and Vanuatu Feb 2011. Leaving the hubbys behind!!!! This joke made me have a little laugh!! Don't think either of us will be saving 2600 passsengers tho, will all need to grab a lifejacket !!! :***
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Re: Helga's Dairy on a cruise ship

Postby Rosco1 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:13 pm

I have quite a few friends from both here in ''OZ'' & NZ That have done that cruise....its supposed to be a very ''relaxing'' trip......(Try & get out fishing on a trip off Vanuatu...supposed to be great fishing still)

Also,,,,With the '''OZ''' $$$$ Being so high at the moment its very affordable......I booked 2 tickets to NZ return just yesterday for May ......Only $683-....for the ''''2'''' of us flying ''Qantas''....That is SO cheap :beer

Hope you enjoy your trip..........

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