Some truth about men-Women relations

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Some truth about men-Women relations

Postby Soren G » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:10 pm

I know,Gypsy..but at least I try!
He Said To Me!

He said to me, “I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it”.
I said to him, you wear pants don't you?”

He said to me, “shall we try swapping positions tonight?”
I said, “that's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and fart”

He said to me, “what have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?”
I said to him, “turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me, “why don't women blink during foreplay?”
I said to him, “they don't have time”.

He said to me, “how many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?”
I said to him, “I don't know; it has never happened”.

He said to me “why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?”
I said to him “they already have boyfriends”.

He said, “what do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?”
I said, “a widow.”

He said to me, “why are married women heavier than single women?”
I said to him, “single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge”.
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Re: Some truth about men-Women relations

Postby boatie1010 » Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:00 pm

This has really made my day..
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