THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE

Postby Titch2 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:43 pm

Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms.
"How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo.
"That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head.
BONG!!!
"That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?"
"Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?"
Quasimodo came out and said...
"I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"
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Re: THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:49 pm

OMG.....that sure rings a bell....it's so old!!!!
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Re: THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE

Postby Titch2 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:57 pm

At your age you remember :--? I sure am impressed.
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Re: THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:20 pm

Titch2 wrote:At your age you remember :--? I sure am impressed.
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My grandmother told me.....
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Re: THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:39 am

Finally things are getting back to normal again.......

Loving the banter Titch & Gypsy......
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