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Re: What are you doing today

Postby Ian S » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:09 am

It's not even that we don't do them right, it's that we don't do them the same way as a woman - hence perceived as wrong :***
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Re: What are you doing today

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:00 pm

Ian S wrote:It's not even that we don't do them right, it's that we don't do them the same way as a woman - hence perceived as wrong :***



Well Ian....if you already know that then why are you not putting it into practice????


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Re: What are you doing today

Postby Ian S » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:39 pm

Lol...It's because I don't wear a skirt, well not out in public anyway...
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Re: What are you doing today

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:52 pm

Ian S wrote:Lol...It's because I don't wear a skirt, well not out in public anyway...



Oh...so that's it then.....You need to wear a skirt in order to be smart.....mmm, now I get it.
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Re: What are you doing today

Postby Titch2 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:31 pm

Ian S wrote:Lol...It's because I don't wear a skirt, well not out in public anyway...



Will help if you have nice legs :***
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Re: What are you doing today

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:19 pm

Titch2 wrote:
Ian S wrote:Lol...It's because I don't wear a skirt, well not out in public anyway...



Will help if you have nice legs :***
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Yeah....and not TOO hairy.
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Re: What are you doing today

Postby Rosco1 » Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:07 pm

I reckon you guys are getting deeper,,,and deeper in the p**....best we change the subject to fishing,,,or ???


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He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!!

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed! He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son.what happened last night?'

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His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!'


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Re: What are you doing today

Postby stevo. » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:11 pm

I'm sitting in a paddock looking out over BP dam, .. but wait, why am i on the net talking to you lot?!! :-bang
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Re: What are you doing today

Postby Rosco1 » Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:38 pm

My question Stevo is,,,,Why are you sitting in a ''paddock'' any way...when you could be out fishing on that dam in your new punt ?????

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Re: What are you doing today

Postby Titch2 » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:44 pm

Last weekend we could fish from the front step of our van :booty

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Go fishing Steve,How was your workplace after the floods.
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Re: What are you doing today

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:58 pm

stevo. wrote:I'm sitting in a paddock looking out over BP dam, .. but wait, why am i on the net talking to you lot?!! :-bang



You are in a great part of the country Steve....what is the current level of BP dam??
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Re: What are you doing today

Postby stevo. » Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:49 am

umm, not sure exactly, it was 130% when i was here at Christmas, then they had more rain, it looks around normalish, possibly still high because it's touching the tree line. If you look at Google Earth you can see the old view from 2004 i think, and it was very low, maybe 10%? it's amazing to see the difference.
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