A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big
score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching
you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
On the cage was a shingle with the name 'MOSES"
The burglar decided the parrot was the source of the voice.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
The voice said helpfully
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler 'Jesus."