Aussie Garbage Man

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Aussie Garbage Man

Postby Rosco1 » Sat May 28, 2011 6:49 am

> A refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart.
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> He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the house, but still can't see it.
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> So, against the rules of the refuse collector's code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door. There's no answer.
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> Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again ? much harder.
> Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door.
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> 'Harro!' says the Japanese chappie.
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> 'Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector.
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> 'I bin on toiret' explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
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> Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.
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> 'No mate, where's your dust bin?'
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> 'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man ? still perplexed.
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> 'Listen,' says the collector.
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> 'You're misunderstanding me. Where's your w h e e l i e bin?'
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> 'Ok. Ok ' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin ..
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> 'I wheelie bin havin sex wirra wife's sister!'
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Re: Aussie Garbage Man

Postby Titch2 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:44 pm

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Re: Aussie Garbage Man

Postby Titch2 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:45 pm

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Re: Aussie Garbage Man

Postby Rosco1 » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:02 pm

Poor old Titch has really gone to the dogs since hes been away....even seeing things in double....must be that funny beer hes sharing with his new mate.........lol :cheers :cheers
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Re: Aussie Garbage Man

Postby GypsyLady » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:17 pm

Rosco1 wrote:Poor old Titch has really gone to the dogs since hes been away....even seeing things in double....must be that funny beer hes sharing with his new mate.........lol :cheers :cheers


Nah, he's just trying to get his post numbers up!!
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