The Aussie and Rosco

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

The Aussie and Rosco

Postby Titch2 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:56 pm

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees Rosco sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?"

Rosco : "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Rosco : (extreme look of shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?", pointing at Rosco
Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Rosco : (look of disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Rosco : "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Rosco : (extreme look of shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at Rosco )

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Rosco : (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Rosco : "The Bloody sheep's a liar!” :--?
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby Rosco1 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:06 pm

Cold weather must be getting to you old boy......The words for that have changed country since I last saw that one about 5yrs ago.....
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby Titch2 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:16 pm

So Merino is now the babe of choice. Gotcha.
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:36 am

Ah--Ha....So it was ''you'' who changed the words.....
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby xmasbaby67 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:36 pm

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Cmon Rosco everyone knows where the love affair between kiwis & their sheep lies!!!!!

Even if the sheep changes it's name to Merino it's still a SHEEP!!!! :--?
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby xmasbaby67 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:39 pm

Her name is "Merino"........or is it "Sheep" :***

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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:38 pm

Check out those sexy fishnet stockings.....
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:02 pm

Your quite right Gypsy.....We never got them looking so good backhome......Gee Titch....I'm jealous
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby Titch2 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:01 pm

How to beat the Kiwis at Rugby.

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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:36 pm

LOVE it Titch......LOLOLOL
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby Titch2 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:30 pm

Rosco sent me a Rude email,should I blank out some words and post it?
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby GypsyLady » Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:54 pm

Titch2 wrote:Rosco sent me a Rude email,should I blank out some words and post it?
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby xmasbaby67 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:25 pm

Tell him we are STILL waiting for his comeback!!!!!

I reckon I can hear the cogs turning and smell the smoke from way down here in NSW while his mind is running overtime trying to come up with something.....anything......cmon Rosco

Just off now to cook dinner......will check back on Monday morning to see how the poor old fella is progressing and if he hasn't done himself any injuries while conjuring up this fantastic comeback.....
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Re: The Aussie and Rosco

Postby Chicky Babe » Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:19 pm

Waiting...Waiting...Waiting..............
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