Clever Definitions !

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Clever Definitions !

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:31 am

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
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Re: Clever Definitions !

Postby xmasbaby67 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:24 pm

:+ :+ :+ :+

Some great one's there Rosco...... especially the committee one is relevant to me today as I have a meeting tonight .. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Clever Definitions !

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:04 pm

This was my favorite....lol

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
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Re: Clever Definitions !

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:17 am

Wrinkles??????? What are they????? :*** :*** :*** :*** :***
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Re: Clever Definitions !

Postby Titch2 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:40 am

xmasbaby67 wrote:Wrinkles??????? What are they????? :*** :*** :*** :*** :***



You know you can eat wrinkles out Don't you, :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Clever Definitions !

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:52 am

Yep sure do Titch!!!! Why do you think I don't have any??? :beer :beer :beer :beer
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