On the operating table

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

On the operating table

Postby Rosco1 » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:53 pm

An older gentleman was
On the operating table
Awaiting surgery
And he insisted that his son,
A renowned surgeon,
Perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
He asked to speak to his son
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
'Don't be nervous, son;
Do your best
And just remember,
If it doesn't go well,
If something happens to me,
Your mother
Is going to come and
Live with you and your wife....' :) :)
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
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Re: On the operating table

Postby Titch2 » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:12 pm

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:lol: Huh don't get it
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Re: On the operating table

Postby Rosco1 » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:19 pm

BLACKMAIL TITCH....LOL

If something happens to me,
Your mother
Is going to come and
[color=#0000BF]Live with you and your wife....
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
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Re: On the operating table

Postby Titch2 » Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:25 pm

Must be a Kiwi thing old fella.
I would love my mother to come live with me. :lol:
NOT
Cheers.
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