Old Timer Titch

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Old Timer Titch

Postby Rosco1 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:26 pm

> Titch the old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed
> straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.
> He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing
> some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the
> saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of
> whisky in the other. The young gunslinger looked at old Titch and laughed,
> saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" Titch looked up at the gunslinger
> and said, "No, I never did dance.. Never really wanted to."
> A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool,
> you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.
> Old Titch--not wanting to get a toe blown off-- started hopping around
> like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be
> tied. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing,
> holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
> Titch turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and
> dingaling both hammers.
> The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing
> immediately.
> The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The
> silence was almost deafening.
> The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping
> holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old
> man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's arse?"
> The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... But... I've always wanted
> to."There are a few
> lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.
> Don't waste ammunition.Whisky makes you think you're smarter than you are.
> Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't
> mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid.
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
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Re: Old Timer Titch

Postby Soren G » Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:43 am

:*** good one!
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Re: Old Timer Titch

Postby Adam B » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:46 am

Cool! Always respect the elderly and be kind to them. :)
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