Cuckoo Clock

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Cuckoo Clock

Postby Titch2 » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:20 pm

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At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in
time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly
coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my
wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I
replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we
needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered,
"Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three
times, said 'Crap!,' cuckooed four more times, farted,
cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more
times and then started giggling."
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Re: Cuckoo Clock

Postby Soren G » Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:44 am

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Re: Cuckoo Clock

Postby Adam B » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:27 am

Too much for a clock to handle? :*** :*** :*** :+ :+ :+
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