An Irish Joke

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

An Irish Joke

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:48 pm

An Irish man and his ever nagging Mother-in-law were on holiday in Jerusalem when she died suddenly.

The undertaker said it will cost �5000 to ship her home or �50 to bury her here.

The Son-in-law said ship her home. The undertaker said "but Sir why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money.

" The Son-in-law said, "listen here lad, a long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead....... Shes going home'.!!
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Re: An Irish Joke

Postby xmasbaby67 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:06 am

Hahaha smart boy that Son-in-law!!!!!
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Re: An Irish Joke

Postby Adam B » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:23 am

:*** :*** :*** Too clever... :+ :+ :+
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