This was taken from another site and thought this is worth a re-tell to you all.
A COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, \"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him \'Father\'.\"
The second Catholic man chirps, \"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him \'Your Grace\'.\"
The third Catholic gent says, \"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says \'Your Eminence\'.\"
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, \"My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him \'Your Holiness\'.\"
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, \"Well....?\"
She proudly replies, \"I have a daughter,
24\" WAIST and
When she walks into a room, people say,
\"Oh My God\"