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Postby Fonty » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:35 pm

Not sure if you usually post jokes in here or not. I was shown this today and got a laugh out of it. I think it would be touch and go for me to pass too! lol

http://homepage.powerup.com.au/~squadron/aussiecit.pdf
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Postby Scolers » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:12 pm

That was a crack up!

I couldn't answer the 'Daddo' question tho' ... and I'm proud I could'nt!!!

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Postby Scolers » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:18 pm

:*** :*** :***

I just read this one ...

33. Did you cry when Molly died in Country Practice?

Man ... that ws in the 80's!!!

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Postby Fonty » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:26 pm

hehe That's not all that's fromt he 80's... thankfully that's one show I never watched, but I do remember Cameron and Andrew Daddo at least, as much because they appeared in or were mentioned in the Late Show with the DeGen in the early 90's. :grin:

Crocodile Dundee was from the 80's as well, whoever wrote this is probably even older than me. :shock:

So do you know how many slabs fit in the back of a falcon ute scolers? :lol:
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Postby Kramer » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:34 pm

hahaha I have seen it before and thought I would give it another go, but its a little different only if we had them for real :***
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Postby Scolers » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:35 pm

Not a falcon mate ... I own an old Paj ... depends if you want them to reach the roof ... ;)

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Is that you in the pics on the website? If so, good to see I'm not the only ugly b*st*rd around ... :?#

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Postby Ozzycamperboy » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:59 pm

They got it all wrong.....

The datto ute's gets the beer, the falcon ute's just the 'chiller'. It also carries the side dishes:


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Postby Komodo@home » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:45 pm

Praise to the TED's!

I LOVE Tooheys extra dry - probably more than i Like draught! and thats a LOT!
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Postby Fonty » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:10 am

lol is that thing waterproof? If so it could double as a jacoozie in the winter months. And I'm not sure the dog still fits, he could just ride in front I guess.

Not sure which photos you mean.. here is one of me and my son not camping- I'll have to borrow one to get a photo of my camping adventures now.



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I'm pretty changeable though, I've got pics of me in long hair, dreadlocks and bald, which is what I am now when I can be bothered shaving. 8)

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We could hold an ugly contest for those li-lo's too, I'll be in it. :lol:
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Postby Fonty » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:14 am

woops it's one of my big photos.. feel free to edit :grin:
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Postby Scolers » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:19 am

That's frightening! ;)

Good to see you're an ugly varmints too ... :?#

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Postby HappycampersRwe » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:30 pm

That was fun but gosh as an Aussie wannabe, I had to try but was disappointed to not have access to the "real" answers ~lol~ We've learned a lot of slang and thought we were more adept at this kind stuff but how do I know how far off base (and out of touch) I really am?
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Re: immigration test

Postby Ozzycamperboy » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:32 pm

HappycampersRwe wrote:That was fun but gosh as an Aussie wannabe, I had to try but was disappointed to not have access to the "real" answers ~lol~ We've learned a lot of slang and thought we were more adept at this kind stuff but how do I know how far off base (and out of touch) I really am?


Well, I'll try (hope I don't disgrace my username :mrgreen) but i'm exempt from any cricket Q's

1) Trick question, only really old Italians and Maltese blokes drive falcon utes :mrgreen: (and newer falcon utes are driven by young doof doof boys) real aussies drive 4x4's, of which, the Landcruiser ute is the most iconic.
2) Its all about the layering, Ice then beer then Ice again
3)Who cares so long as there's sufficient beer to wash whatever it was down
4)Crap..... 24, I think, cause a Case has 30..... *awaits confirmation from one of our resident alcho's*
5)True :armsup
6) = C
7)Alf, not that I watch that crap :roll:
8 ) C, which is also A. Snags usually take 2 stubbies to cook.
9)Who??
10) Bon Scott
11)D (dead give-away)
12)hell no (but the aussie answer is yes, to p/apple at least)
13)52 ::() :armsup
14) I'm sure kramer could tell you :booty
15) Some morons off some crappy soap show that some how became iconic to Australia
16) Top + finger to drown out the crappy taste of the roo/pig/dog/kat/fish entrails that more than likely make up the pie your attempting to eat
17)B
18)Bob Hawke
19) Yes :mrgreen:
20) the ducks nuts :armsup Also, casual footwear
21)Does anyone really care?
22)C :mrgreen:
23)ONCE!!!!!!
24) Yeaaaaaaaahp
25)Rrrrrrriiiiiggght
26)Beer, Meat, Cricket bat, tenno, tongs
27)A
28)ABC
29)Dropbear :mrgreen:
30)A few milliliters, but schooner's the go anyway, rolls of the tounge better. nothing quite like strutting up the the counter, and saying "Schooner of **** thanks" :armsup
31)An item of clothing that is not fit for male apparel
32)12v Fridge 8)
33) Who what where??
34)C
35)Vomit
36)Yeah but wasn't allowed :(
37)Its a compliment, honest, hardworking... dunno how else to describe it. What you see is what you get.


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Postby Fonty » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:45 pm

Very good ozzy you pass. Not sure about 26 though. I think the correct answer there is 5 slabs of beer. The host supplies the food and cricket bat etc.. and the rest of the beer. :grin:
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