Holiday Inn. (don't we wish)

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Holiday Inn. (don't we wish)

Postby Fonty » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:24 am

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No nursing home for us. We are checking into the Holiday Inn!
With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per

day, there is a better way when we get old & feeble.


We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a

combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $49.23

per night. That leaves $138.77 a day for:

breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room

service. Laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. Plus, they provide

a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.

Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and

soap.
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$5 worth of tips a day will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

They treat you like a customer, not a patient. There is a city bus stop

out front, and seniors ride free. The handicap bus will also pick you up

(if you fake a decent limp).
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To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.
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For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of

the nice restaurants there. While you're at the airport, fly somewhere.

Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.
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It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will

take your reservation today. And you are not stuck in one place forever,

you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city. Want to see

Hawaii ? They have a Holiday Inn there too. TV broken? Light bulbs

need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem. They fix

everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.
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The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid

checks to see if you are ok. If not, they will call an ambulance or the

undertaker. If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip,

and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
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And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to

find you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation.
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The grandkids can use the pool.
What more can you ask for?
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So, when we reach that golden age,
we'll face it with a grin.
Just forward all our email to:
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Postby Ozzycamperboy » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:53 am

Did you just buy shares in the joint or something? :lol:

Also, your pics aren't working, tells me I need to log in to "depressionsupport4al" to see them.
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Postby Fonty » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:09 am

hmm sorry about the pics, they just changed things in my cpanel thing and must have effected the permissions.. I'll email the guy and see if he can fix it.
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Postby mytribe » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:17 pm

There's actually an old couple in England(or one of the other british countries) that have lived in a hotel for quite a few years now for the exact reasons in your post.

Knew I'd seen it somewhere on the net

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770
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Postby Fonty » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:29 pm

hehe they even look the same.. maybe I should have put the "Any similarities to real persons totally coincidental". :armsup
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Postby Scolers » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:50 am

Anywhere to keep the camper trailer?

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